In the last 24 hours, my boyfriend has:

1. slept through 50% of the movie Ice Age2 and left me laughing at the sloth alone
2. robbed me of $x
3. threatened to engage his mother to sue me for defamation because he claimed point #2 is untrue
4. called me dumb cuz i didn't know who xxx (a supposedly very famous lawyer) was
5. threatened to put down down the phone in 5 seconds if i continue blogging about this
6. told me he was going to smack my face
7. sung a horribly out of tune "wo yao kuai le" by A*mei over the phone
8. ... and the list goes on

but, i know he still loves me anyways.

:)