i should kill my two newly acquired hamsters, because they take up so much of my time.

but then i wouldn't know what to do with the rest of the hamster feed, or the bathing powder, or the toilet sand... or the cage, for that matter.

so i guess i'll just have to find a way NOT to be lured to them all the time - maybe i should be caged instead of them. caged with my intellectual foods. that way i'd stop getting distracted, and i doubt those thankless hamsters would come to visit me anyway. i'm like their unpaid and under-appreciated maid - All they do is eat sleep pee shit and try to escape. Ingrates.