this post serves nothing more than to demonstrate the monotony of my life..... oh, and to disgust you too.
basically, i work eat work sleep, work eat work sleep. and so on. until friday, when it modifies into work eat work
play sleep, and then it becomes play play play till monster monday knocks on my door.
well, even though im not a terribly exciting person, i do meet some terribly exciting, or rather, unimaginably disgusting people. and i'm glad these people cross my paths.. so at least i can think about what they do, and ponder on why such disgusting people exist.
This morning, i took my usual bus, all set for an hour's journey to my workplace right, nothing unusual about it. A woman of average height, slightly hunched, with coarse, graying hair in a shaggy tangle, tired drooping eyes and thin wrinkled lips.... not exactly a pretty sight--she sat diagonally in front of me, in such a way that i could see her side view from the back.
I noticed her fingernails were rather long and yellowish. (i know.. ew.) So i looked away and closed my eyes. i mean, who wants to look at disgusting nails right, i'd much rather nap. THEN, i started hearing sounds... scratchy, raspy sounds. i opened my eyes.
The woman was scratching her scalp like a dog scratching for lice. And as the sound of her fingernails scraping against her dry scalp grated our ears, i started to see little white flakes fall from her head, onto the bus floor, and better still, onto the jeans of the girl behind her, blissfully asleep with her ipod plugged in.
hoho. well, at least the flakes were white.. can match her ipod color. hahahha. anyway, the girl never found out...
so if you were sleeping on 168 this morning, and listening to ur ipod, AND found
lovely white flakes on your dark blue jeans. NOW you know where they came from. ahhahahahahh!!!!
anyway, if you thought that was disgusting, you aint heard nothin yet.
i'll be brief. just to keep dinner in my stomach. and yours too.
halfway thru the ride, Madame Dandy (short for dandruff), took out White Pau to eat..i think it was Bah Pau or Xiao Pau.. She finished her pau with remarkable speed (must be very hungry.) Then.. then...... THEN...... she did the most revolting thing i've ever witnessed a person perform in public all nineteen years of my life.
She started scraping her teeth. with her fingernails. In full view of a busloadfull of shell-shocked and defenceless audience. and when the fingernails could contain no more, she used the inside of her shirt to dig the... the.. uh.. cream? out of her fingernails.
So THAT's how she cleans her teeth.
i really wonder if she even cared that people were looking and trying their best to keep their breakfast from reversing its way out.
BUT HOW COULD SHE BE SO DISGUSTING???????????????
anyway, here are some movie tips for you.. if you're thinkin of catchin these shows:
1)
Batman Begins: Go watch it. You won't be disappointed with this one. [4/5 ]
2)
Alot like love: Bah. waste of money. Light fluff. And the girl wasnt as pretty as i thought. She looks like a lizard. Nice soundtrack though. [2.5/5]
3)
Mr & Mrs Smith: Entertaining, but not a show i'll remember. I watched it just to see sparks fly [3/5]
4)
Ice princess: Light fluff here as well, but this one caught my liking.. even extracted a tear or two from me [3/5]
5)
Madagascar: If it's still showing, and if you need a laugh, this is the show to watch. Enjoyable. [3/5]
i havent watched initial d yet, after i watch then tell yall nice or not.
k, shall go wash up now.. i'm so sticky after a day's work.